my favorite lie:
- When I was growing up in the Twin Cities, Prince used to be my babysitter. He used to bring his guitar and play songs...it was just a couple years before he hit it big.
- (That joke was more fun to tell before Price passed away.)
I'm not sure why you are at this page. Most of my web projects hang out at osric.com, hosted by my hosting company, osric.net.
I have a blog about web development called The Accidental Developer, and a now-defunct blog about job searching at foxsuit.com.
On the phone a lot for your job? You might like a printable copy of a phonetic alphabet table.
I've made a few online games and a few relief prints called linocuts.
I founded Murder Crows (2009), a journal of poetry and short fiction, successor to White Crow (1994-2004).
I bought a school bus on ebay.com in 2002. We drove it to Burning Man (2003).
My brother may be a lawyer, but I can beat him in an argument, especially if I am wearing my spider tie.
View my resume and portfolio, unless you are a recruiter, in which case, click here.
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chris @ osric . com