(put your mouse over the picture to see the confusion!)
Between meltdowns, hacker attacks, switched wires, and mischievous rodents,
powers outages and malfunctioning traffic signals are a fairly common
occurrence. What should you do if you encounter an intersection with a
malfunctioning signal?
Again, your motorcycle's function as a symbol for your penis comes
into play. Any intersection where right-of-way is not clearly delineated by
an authoritative sign or signal reverts to "pecking order" to
determine right-of-way. And in human beings, pecking order is determined by
perceived (not actual) penis-size.
You're lucky. Drive on through and let the guy in the AMC Gremlin sit
and stare at the lady in Ford Aspire while they try to figure out who has a
higher PSIR (Penis Size Index Rating)!