March is the time for Aquarians to evaluate their spritual beliefs.

Maybe you pray to a blue disembodied head with tentacles instead of ears. You call it Karl, because it came to you in a dream and told you its name, but you couldn't pronounce it...not to mention you are forbidden from uttering its true name.

How well do you really know Karl? What has he/she/it done for you? Is he/she/it a real miracle-producing entity, or just a result of the creamed herring you had for a midnight snack some months back?

If your deity can't even put another quarter in your parking meter while you're in a lengthy job interviewm then what's the use of worship?

Something to ponder, Aquarius.

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