Spring is in the air, you slutty little Cancer! (You know I mean that in the best possible way.)

Your wandering affections are sweet, and the kisses you throw about like confetti warm all our hearts.

But the heart that is most important to you--after your own--may interpret your affection as frivolity. Make sure you let you loved ones know that you know what love is: a graceless swan dive into the blackest bottomless pit while holding on to what, you hope, is redemption.

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