Flagellation is your word of the month, Capricorn. Go down to the basement with the best leather fetish cat-o-nine-tails you can find at the chintzy little "hidden desires" shop in your town, and spend a good hour or three and flail yourself raw.

When you finish, run a bath full of hot water and pour salt into it until it is saturated. Sink in. Grit your teeth.

The pain will remind you of the suffering the world endures, and will harden your pampered Capricorn soul for the trails to come.

Be kind.

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