The phone rang.
The old woman went to answer.
This is Susie, the girl said, at
the Ophthalmology office. We need
to take some pictures of your husband's eye.
In the kitchen the old man
wanted to know who called.
It was the Proctology office,
the old woman said;
they want to take some pictures.
I hope they have a strong light, he said.
Oh, the light's strong, it'll make you blink.
I'll bet it will. I'll just bet...