Welcome to the 1999 Motorcycle Rider's Guide for the state of Ophington!

Our previous Motorcycle Rider's Guides emphasized safety, defensive driving, and motorcycle maintenance. And while these are all important aspects of operating a fun and exciting vehicle like your motorcycle, our previous guide was twenty-three years old. Riding a motorcycle is far more complex than it used to be. This new guide includes some basic guidelines for the coming millenium:

  • Your motorcycle as phallic symbol
  • SUV drivers and you
  • Signal failure: how to cope
  • Highway brigands and the Hog
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