SUV drivers and Penis Envy (Part I)

The biker to your right is actually an SUV driver who just purchased a motorcycle. How car you tell? He's so concerned about his penis that he is, unknowingly, about to hit a tree.

The male SUV driver is the motorcyclist's worst nightmare. The SUV driver lacks confidence, especially in his penis, and tries to compensate by driving an absurdly enormous vehicle. The vehicle size is part of the problem...it endangers all drivers because of the width and height of the vehicle, and the lack of experience most SUV drivers exhibit when behind the wheel of such a monstrosity. And bikers in specific should be aware that SUV drivers cannot see a motorcyclist due to the throne-like stature of their bucket seats.