Malfunctioning Signals

Traffic Signals Between meltdowns, hacker attacks, switched wires, and mischievous rodents, powers outages and malfunctioning traffic signals are a fairly common occurrence. What should you do if you encounter an intersection with a malfunctioning signal?

Again, your motorcycle's function as a symbol for your penis comes into play. Any intersection where right-of-way is not clearly delineated by an authoritative sign or signal reverts to "pecking order" to determine right-of-way. And in human beings, pecking order is determined by perceived (not actual) penis-size.

You're lucky. Drive on through and let the guy in the AMC Gremlin sit and stare at the lady in Ford Aspire while they try to figure out who has a higher PSIR (Penis Size Index Rating)!

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